My Hood

It’s getting hotter…

umeshmalhotra — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:27:49 +0000

Gas prices

umeshmalhotra — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:36:57 +0000

On and Off

umeshmalhotra — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 18:38:45 +0000

Chances of a Man winning an arguement

umeshmalhotra — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 18:37:54 +0000

Male & Female shopping at Gap

umeshmalhotra — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 18:36:53 +0000

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when…

umeshmalhotra — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:08:53 +0000

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when…

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that

they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if

anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the

screen.

8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn’t have

The first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and

you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your

coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

: )

12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this

message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list

Old man joke

umeshmalhotra — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:36:19 +0000

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller
he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller
looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it
to him.
The old man said:" I don’t think you understand, I want something very
special."
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. "Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000," the
jeweller said. The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body
trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said: "We’ll take
it."
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by
cheque. "I know you need to make sure the cheque is good, so I’ll
write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds
and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very peed-off jeweller ! phoned the old man. "There’s
no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

Journey of my life so far! (Humor)

umeshmalhotra — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:14:37 +0000

0-2: MIlk

2-5: Chocolate Milk

6-9: Orange Juice

10-12: Pepsi

13-14: Coke

15-16: Diet Pepsi/Diet Coke

16-17: Indian Beer

18-19: Budweiser Beer

20: Rum & Coke

21: Long Island Iced Tea

22: Shots boy..Kamakazi, yegar bombs, etc.

23: Scotch Whiskey and coke

24: Scotch whiskey and diet coke

25: Wine ; scotch whiskey and diet coke

26: TBD : )

Web Developers come to rescue!

umeshmalhotra — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:33:33 +0000

umeshmalhotra — Tue, 20 Feb 2007 18:47:47 +0000