Old man joke
An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller
he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller
looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it
to him.
The old man said:" I don’t think you understand, I want something very
special."
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. "Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000," the
jeweller said. The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body
trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said: "We’ll take
it."
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated by
cheque. "I know you need to make sure the cheque is good, so I’ll
write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds
and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very peed-off jeweller ! phoned the old man. "There’s
no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
April 20th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
hahahahaaaa……
it’s so funny!!!!!
April 23rd, 2007 at 7:54 am
hehhe… yeah!its funny…
April 26th, 2007 at 2:26 am
it will be more perfect if there’s a joke each day.
April 26th, 2007 at 9:55 am
=)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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May 3rd, 2007 at 12:44 pm
hahahahahaha!!!
thats a cool joke..
hope you got some more jokes.
May 3rd, 2007 at 2:32 pm
hehehe… will you be like that old man someday?
May 8th, 2007 at 9:46 am
hola!!!
May 11th, 2007 at 8:11 am
nice! that old man is goood!
May 12th, 2007 at 5:32 am
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ROFL, LOL, LMFAO, KILL ME with my laugh
May 14th, 2007 at 6:35 am
hmmm…
May 14th, 2007 at 6:53 am
tuytyty
May 20th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
KIND WORDS ARE LIKE HONEY… SWEET TO THE SOUL AND HEALTHY FOR THE BODY…
May 21st, 2007 at 11:35 pm
its kinda honey lemon joke but its really good…its makes d heart grow younger when u think at the story funny…hmmm
May 25th, 2007 at 1:35 am
so witty and comic… lol
June 2nd, 2007 at 11:45 pm
hahaha… sooo gorgeous!!
June 3rd, 2007 at 12:21 am
it’s funny joke. . .lol..
June 3rd, 2007 at 12:28 am
hahahaha…its so fuckin funny,,geblexxx…
August 8th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
hahaha….it is a cool joke.hahaha
August 28th, 2007 at 3:39 am
nice one…
August 29th, 2007 at 3:19 am
weehhhihihihi…that’s a good strategy!!!
August 29th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
nya ha ha ha ha soo funny in a nice way!
August 30th, 2007 at 12:03 am
huhuhu
August 30th, 2007 at 12:12 am
haha…really funny
August 30th, 2007 at 1:16 am
hahhhahha… that’s hilarious!!!
September 14th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
i like it…
September 20th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
what a plan..that’s old man got the brain
October 10th, 2007 at 6:05 am
Wow clever!!! thanks for the warning! Ha ha ha ha!! i bet whatever purpose He had, still.. She had a good weekend to cherished regardless of not having a splendid historical ring..instead a sumptous weekend..what do they say??? Sweet to the soul and Health for the Body,???
November 8th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
nyahahahaha
December 7th, 2007 at 4:33 am
damn ol man!!he’s used my strategy dude..nway ol man,u’re soO damn cooL~ahhaXD~
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:26 pm
hmm, its none sense..
January 5th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
cool..come get more jokes lol….
April 30th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
you’re a male chauvinist well if u think that way about women then i hope you dont have a girlfriend ….coz poor her!!!
May 1st, 2008 at 1:38 am
haha..pasaway ung matandang un ahh..hehe
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Hohoho…
It’s lol…
May 3rd, 2008 at 12:31 am
wtf?
May 8th, 2008 at 12:33 am
waahaahaaaa…
May 8th, 2008 at 3:15 am
whhahahha..it’s really funny
May 8th, 2008 at 3:29 am
sooooooo funnnyyyy
May 20th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
it’s funny..pl’z more joke for us”
June 26th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
ngek! ngek! ngek!
June 28th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
crop!
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:15 am
simple joke but it’s so funny
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:47 am
hate that lascivious man..yuck eew..heheh..>.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
hehehehhe….DoNt…wArRy…
To aLl FrIeNd….
d2 nA mE???
August 27th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
..hahaha.. thats a cool serious type of joke.. hope you have more jokes on…
September 1st, 2008 at 8:04 am
simple joke but it’s so funny
September 1st, 2008 at 8:34 am
hahahah….
crazy old man.
but i bet he is very intelligent compare 2 other oldmen.
kakakaka..
September 19th, 2008 at 4:02 am
yeah!..lolzz..
very funny yet true..
September 19th, 2008 at 4:09 am
nice ei. post more.
September 19th, 2008 at 4:26 am
what does it mean?
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 am
nice blog, thanks
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